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[4ac925]

open rp post.yeah you know the drill probably call out a character in the title or something and we'll do things.

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DAVESPRITE

[reloadfromsave]

Are you paying attention?

[cocksprite]

Pretty sure you already know the answer to that one.

WAIT I have one for real this time IT'S JUST NOT SPAM FOR THE SAKE OF SPAM, give me saya

[dupable]

[ FIRST MEETINGS? ]

[fade]

[ text or in person ]

[scratched]

Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you and I think you would be wanting to get with *Read FULL Card Here*

[scratched]

Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you and I think you would be wanting to get with *Read FULL Card Here*

[scratched]

Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you and I think you would be wanting to get with *Read FULL Card Here*

[scratched]

Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you and I think you would be wanting to get with *Read FULL Card Here*

[scratched]

Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you and I think you would be wanting to get with *Read FULL Card Here*

[scratched]

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[sniffed]

im going to disembowel you and shit on your corpse

[scratched]

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[crab]

[ regarding dave and his onion ring the way one might look at someone who just offered them rat poison. ]

Okay, I really don't have time to go through the whole juvenile back and forth routine we usually rope ourselves into where you talk about "dongs" a lot and I try really hard not to vomit everywhere, so why don't you just skip to the part where you reveal how this was all some big stupid pop-culture related jab at me and I tell you how revolting an excuse for sentience you are and we both get on with whatever pointless bullshit we have to do that isn't dealing with the other one.

[hashrap]

[ He got a velvet box for it and everything, and is currently down on one knee because he is going to do this right ]

Yo, dude, cram it. I'm trying to get all hells to the matrimonial down here and you're ruining it where you do that thing. You know, that thing you do every time you open your mouth? Yeah, that thing sucks, holy shit.

sd in a perfect world youre the only dave ill ever need

[messiahs]

[courtship traditions for the Church are as follows: do as many drugs as you can, drink as much violet label vodka as you can and then touch as many butts as you can. dave will not let him near his ass, gamzee has no vodka and he is certain that if even gets a wiff of baked sopor he will upchuck his stomach onto the floor.

he is left with very few options. he has tried Operation Stalk Your Prey. he has tried Operation Lay Naked On Preys Bed and he has even tried Operation Ask Prey Out.

dave is the worst boyfriend on the planet. there are trolls culled for failing to find suitable partners who are better boyfriends than dave. gamzee has not even touched a hand. he has closed his eyes in the morning and imagined holding daves hand subsequently breaking his wrist. at this rate, he will never get to first base. he has done everything bar say please.

he opens trollian, dejected. he is a sad soul. all he wanted was to make-out a little and make john egbert feel bad. also touch daves ass a whole lot. he is a sorrowful troll. he is very near depressed. ]

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]!

TC: uuuuuuuugh.
TC: YOU CAN'T ALL HEAR IT BUT WHAT THAT JUST WAS THE MOTHERFUCKING SOUND OF DISSATISFACTION.
TC: it was the sound of downright UPSET and UNEASE.
TC: YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
TC: even i got more tact than you and i don't got a motherfucking clue what karkat's got himself talking about most times.
TC: MY HOLLOW EYED PISS BLOODED BROTHER IS GETTING MORE ACTION THAN ME IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP.
TC: >:o(

[translation: why wont you kiss me i hate you abloo abloo bloo bloo you suck dave strider i hope your dong falls off since you ain't using it. ]

swoon

[hashrap]

[ life is hard when you're avoiding your blatant homosexuality by pretending that you aren't dating another guy. dave tells himself that he's only doing this to get back at john for being a big gay without even thinking to mention it to him and karkat for being a hefty meaty dick about it, but nobody decided to tell him that the downside to dating another guy is that there's another guy involved.

there are some flaws in his plan, but he's stubborn and won't give in. he's going to make it work and john and karkat both will regret not letting him tag along on their dates. ]

TG: i doubt he is ive got it on good authority that john isnt a homosexuahhahahahaha
TG: i tried
TG: also i dont care
TG: you got a hand man use it
TG: but i swear to god if you pester me during
TG: ill rip it off and feed it to aradia
TG: and i dont mean your hand if you catch my drift
TG: my dick drift
TG: i will feed her your dong

karkat - ill actually try to get back at you later

[lovesviolence]

[ these are actual text messages ok. ]

Karkat-san. Your assistance required. Abruptness, affirmed. My apologizes, but time is of the essence.

[shoosh]

VORONA. HEY. WHAT'S UP? HOW AM I, YOU ASK? THANKS FOR THE CONSIDERATION, I AM DOING JUST PEACHY. MY LIFE SOMEHOW ISN'T A COLOSSAL MESS AND I MANAGED TO SALVAGE MY REPUTATION FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH ITSELF WITH NOTHING MORE THAN A FANGBRUSH AND A PIECE OF STRING. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU. HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN? WHOA, REALLY, YOU NEED HELP WITH SOMETHING? I'M NOT REALLY DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW SO I GUESS I CAN HELP YOU. DON'T EVEN MENTION IT. YOUR THANKS AREN'T NECESSARY, IT'S MY PLEASURE. IT ISN'T LIKE I COULD POTENTIALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO. AT ALL. EVER.

damian ;)

[knightliest]

There's a low level disturbance down by the Iceberg Lounge. You think you can grace me with your presence?

1/2

[scram]

Consider me unsurprised that even a low level disturbance could get out of your hands.

[scram]

[ After about 10 seconds of feeling proud of himself for that SICK BURN: ]

On the way.

vriska 1/5

[maniere]

hey, what do think is better? “(`(エ)´)ノ or (*-`ω´- ) ???

[maniere]

vriskaaaaaaaa....
if you were gonna die would you rather see a bear or a something cuter? i can't make my mind up, it's driving me totally crazy!!!

kaneki

[mixcds]

ATTACHED LINK: There's always help out there.

[kakuja]

Sorry, Kieren.
If I don't eat, I won't get strong.
If I'm not strong, I can't protect anyone.
I can't stop yet.

wade

[deceptionist]

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[fistols]

Dibs on the bow.