HEY, I WAS IN THAT PLACE FOR A MINUSCULE AMOUNT OF TIME AND I AM PRETTY DAMN SURE I DON'T REMEMBER ANYONE COMING BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF TROLL-SATAN'S GLOBE CRACK. NOT THAT I'M CONFIDENT IN MY HYPOTHESIS BECAUSE I WAS KIND OF BUSY DOING THINGS? MOSTLY SEWING TERRIFYING THINGS OUT OF FELT TO GET BACK AT A GUY WHO-- WAIT, I'M GETTING OFF TRACK. WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
IF HE'S STRONG ENOUGH TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, ISN'T THERE A POSSIBILITY HE'S STRONG ENOUGH TO PUT HIS FIST DOWN YOUR WINDHOLE UNTIL IT COMES OUT YOUR NUTRITION SACK?
NOT ANYMORE, IT WAS HARD AND MY FEET HURT SO I GAVE UP.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FIGHT A GUY THAT YOU'RE 100% SURE THAT YOU CAN KICK THE BILE SACK OUT OF? I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS TO FIGHT SOMEONE WHO YOU THOUGHT WAS STRONGER THAN YOU ARE.
OKAY, I GUESS I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. I'M NOT THE KIND OF GUY WHO LIKES TO BUTT INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS AND TELL THEM WHAT THEY SHOULD DO, BUT HERE'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO: GET OFF YOUR SORRY GLOBES AND GO TRY TO KICK SOME SORRY GLOBES, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I SWEAR TO HUMAN JESUS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET NOT KNOWING FOR THE REST OF YOUR MINISCLE HUMAN LIFESPAN.
ALSO, YOU SHOULD PUNCH DAVE IN THE FACE FOR ME. TRUST ME, HE DESERVES IT.
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IF HE'S STRONG ENOUGH TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, ISN'T THERE A POSSIBILITY HE'S STRONG ENOUGH TO PUT HIS FIST DOWN YOUR WINDHOLE UNTIL IT COMES OUT YOUR NUTRITION SACK?
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You are plotting revenge?
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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FIGHT A GUY THAT YOU'RE 100% SURE THAT YOU CAN KICK THE BILE SACK OUT OF? I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS TO FIGHT SOMEONE WHO YOU THOUGHT WAS STRONGER THAN YOU ARE.
im sorry love me.......
Second. Your revenge, I can help.
i will always forgive you
ALSO, YOU SHOULD PUNCH DAVE IN THE FACE FOR ME. TRUST ME, HE DESERVES IT.