TG: ugh TG: i got things to do im not crossing a fucking moon for your shoddy attempts at wooing me TG: thats a long way to go with no wifi TG: also remember that thing where im kind of wanted on derse TG: yeah whoa thats still a thing that is happening
TG: if it was a+++ swoonworthy material it wouldve worked right TG: think about it TG: also moving fast doesnt make the other side of the universe any closer TG: i know you think im the greatest thing since facepaint and faygo but i am only a man and distance doesnt quite bend to my will just yet TG: give it a couple weeks though ill get back to you
TC: YOU JUST DON'T GOT A SINGLE ROMANTIC BONE IN THAT WEAK FLESHY BODY YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR OWN. TC: my rust blooded sister could stop a brother in his tracks yo, what the fuck have you been all up and doing
TG: argh dude dont call it that TG: its like you went out of your way to make it sound as dumb as possible i cant stop thinking about animal planet now
TC: yo i am all up an volunteering to touch yourselfs weird human junk at some future point and youre all getting pedantic on me TC: WHERE THE SHIT TC: are your motherfucking priorities here ?
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TG: i got things to do im not crossing a fucking moon for your shoddy attempts at wooing me
TG: thats a long way to go with no wifi
TG: also remember that thing where im kind of wanted on derse
TG: yeah whoa thats still a thing that is happening
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TC: DID YOU LOSE THE MOTHERFUCKING ABILITY TO GET GOING FAST?
TC: ain't that a goddamn shame, brother.
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TG: think about it
TG: also moving fast doesnt make the other side of the universe any closer
TG: i know you think im the greatest thing since facepaint and faygo but i am only a man and distance doesnt quite bend to my will just yet
TG: give it a couple weeks though ill get back to you
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TC: my rust blooded sister could stop a brother in his tracks yo, what the fuck have you been all up and doing
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TG: im a dude
TG: that shits chick stuff
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TC: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET TO MATING IF YOU DONT TRY?
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TG: its like you went out of your way to make it sound as dumb as possible i cant stop thinking about animal planet now
i have no icons dies
TC: WHERE THE SHIT
TC: are your motherfucking priorities here ?
i'm sorry for your loss
TG: thats gay as fuck
no you're not
no i'm not
TG: cool lets talk about something else
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TG: now i have to know
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TC: what's anal fistin.
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stop tagging so fast I'm on my phone
TC: WHAT?
you don't mean that
maybe I do
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