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[4ac925]

open rp post.yeah you know the drill probably call out a character in the title or something and we'll do things.

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TG: no
TG: unlike him im actually into chicks and not just waiting for some ornery cocksucker to come around and sweep me bridal style off into the sunset

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TC: INSTEAD YOU GOT MYSELF.
TC: ;o)

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TG: dont remind me

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TC: could be worse.
TC: COULD HAVE MY SWEATY BROTHER.
TC: could have zahhak.

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TG: he wrote me poetry once
TG: it was touching
TG: after i finished projectile vomiting and waited a week or so until the nightmares finally stopped
TG: touching

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TC: HE TELL YOU TO BOSS HIM AROUND?
TC: brother died with a SMILE on his face.

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TG: i was wondering what happened to him
TG: seemed like the kind of dude youd see on the 6 o clock news because hed tried to autoasphyxiate himself and ran outta air before he got to spunk from his junk you know

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TC: THE WHAT?
TC: :o?
TC: i did that all for him.

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TG:

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TG: i dont know why im even shocked

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TC: DIDN'T I JUST ALL UP AND SAY HE WENT WITH A MOTHERFUCKING SMILE?
TC: :o)

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TG: hey you know the greatest thing about being a knight of time
TG: i can go back and tell myself not to fucking bring up anything so i can avoid this whole conversation
TG: brb

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TC: naw bro you stay right where you is all being.
TC: I GOT MORE SHIT TO SAY.

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TG: yeah but heres the thing
TG: im about ready to stab out my eyes
TG: nuke em on a tray
TG: serve em up with a side of chips and a salad that nobodys gonna bother eating because were motherfucking americans and aint nobody got the stomach for that shit
TG: anyway the point is
TG: stfu

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TC: yo if anyone is gonna up and get your eyes split from your nug i'm the one that's all gonna do it, you got me? i got righteous motherfucking DIBS on that shit strider.
TC: THE POINT IS
TC: you stfu i got myself trying to get my romance on and you don't got the decency to move your ass across moons or motherfucking listen.
TC: SHIT'S A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING AFFRONT TO MYSELF.

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TG: ugh
TG: i got things to do im not crossing a fucking moon for your shoddy attempts at wooing me
TG: thats a long way to go with no wifi
TG: also remember that thing where im kind of wanted on derse
TG: yeah whoa thats still a thing that is happening

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TC: did yourself get slow?
TC: DID YOU LOSE THE MOTHERFUCKING ABILITY TO GET GOING FAST?
TC: ain't that a goddamn shame, brother.

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TC: what the fuck do you all mean shoddy

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TG: if it was a+++ swoonworthy material it wouldve worked right
TG: think about it
TG: also moving fast doesnt make the other side of the universe any closer
TG: i know you think im the greatest thing since facepaint and faygo but i am only a man and distance doesnt quite bend to my will just yet
TG: give it a couple weeks though ill get back to you

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TC: YOU JUST DON'T GOT A SINGLE ROMANTIC BONE IN THAT WEAK FLESHY BODY YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR OWN.
TC: my rust blooded sister could stop a brother in his tracks yo, what the fuck have you been all up and doing

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TG: i dont do romance
TG: im a dude
TG: that shits chick stuff

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TC: thats the dumbest shit i ever motherfuckin heard yo.
TC: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET TO MATING IF YOU DONT TRY?

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TG: argh dude dont call it that
TG: its like you went out of your way to make it sound as dumb as possible i cant stop thinking about animal planet now

i have no icons dies

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TC: yo i am all up an volunteering to touch yourselfs weird human junk at some future point and youre all getting pedantic on me
TC: WHERE THE SHIT
TC: are your motherfucking priorities here ?

i'm sorry for your loss

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TG: yeah but youre a dude
TG: thats gay as fuck