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[4ac925]

open rp post.yeah you know the drill probably call out a character in the title or something and we'll do things.

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TG: its all good i wont tell anyone that youre a giant whiny dudechild who cries himself to sleep cuz i dont wanna hold his hand

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TC: I DECAPITATE MOTHERFUCKERS TOO.

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TG: thanks i was just thinking i didnt have enough reasons to be grossed out by you

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TC: ;o*
TC: you scared of a little blood bro

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TG: no
TG: youre shit at this taunting thing

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TC: who's TAUNTING
TC: WHAT I'M SAYING
TC: is righteous truth.

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TG: bloods not scary bro
TG: they dont make movies with flighty white people standing down the empty fem hygiene isle screaming like banshees for a reason man and its not because the idea of drop leaks is fuckin terrifying
TG: It Came From The Bathroom

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TC: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT BATHROOMS FOR?

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TG: girls

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TC: what do they got to do with this

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TG: its a human thing you wouldnt get it
TG: also im deep into them

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TC: HEH
TC: just like your bro egbert do i got myself right

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TG: no
TG: unlike him im actually into chicks and not just waiting for some ornery cocksucker to come around and sweep me bridal style off into the sunset

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TC: INSTEAD YOU GOT MYSELF.
TC: ;o)

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TG: dont remind me

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TC: could be worse.
TC: COULD HAVE MY SWEATY BROTHER.
TC: could have zahhak.

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TG: he wrote me poetry once
TG: it was touching
TG: after i finished projectile vomiting and waited a week or so until the nightmares finally stopped
TG: touching

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TC: HE TELL YOU TO BOSS HIM AROUND?
TC: brother died with a SMILE on his face.

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TG: i was wondering what happened to him
TG: seemed like the kind of dude youd see on the 6 o clock news because hed tried to autoasphyxiate himself and ran outta air before he got to spunk from his junk you know

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TC: THE WHAT?
TC: :o?
TC: i did that all for him.

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TG:

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TG: i dont know why im even shocked

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TC: DIDN'T I JUST ALL UP AND SAY HE WENT WITH A MOTHERFUCKING SMILE?
TC: :o)

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TG: hey you know the greatest thing about being a knight of time
TG: i can go back and tell myself not to fucking bring up anything so i can avoid this whole conversation
TG: brb